Owned

hands0nic:

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

the comment perfected this post

hands0nic:

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

the comment perfected this post

(Source: i.chzbgr.com, via laughingstation)

isis-:

seekingtheunordinary:

deathbeforediet:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

that is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…

(via manddy1998)

thing i have learned from tumblr

therandomlifeofarandomgirl:

  • not to be a dick
  • the supernatural fandom has a gif for every damn thing
  • everyone always gets offended
  • ways to murder people
  • survival tips in the case of being buried alive, a zombie apocalypse, and/or a regular apocalypse
  • feminism
  • writing tips
  • people do beautiful art
  • fandoms are painful
  • you can make friends on the internet
  • history, math & science facts

(Source: winter--widow, via manddy1998)

chocolatejigglypuff:

mycroftsmindtardis:

iamsuperbat:

offmytitsonhappiness:

Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.

What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? PEOPLE FROM THE CAPITOL JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND.

image

always reblog

(Source: jemward, via manddy1998)

borospaladin:

tristebabe:

andrewquo:

WHY GIRLS LIKE JERKS

reblog and I’ll marry you

TYPICAL YOUTUBER WHITE BOYS SPEAKING THE ACTUAL TRUTH AND NOT BEING DICKS AND WOW WHAT IS THIS I HAD TO WATCH IT TWICE TO MAKE SURE I WASN’T IMAGINING THINGS WOW

Man, I was worried that they were going to take this in a bad direction, but their single biggest point was something that they kinda concluded towards the end of the video, like they didn’t plan on actually saying this one line: “Really nice guys don’t call themselves Nice Guys.” Wonderful. 

(via sorelatable)

nevermorethoughts:

How I view my Tumblr audience: image

How it actually is: image

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